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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Towns Built: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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