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PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

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  • Tsundere Minecraft Server

    Tsundere Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

    All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bus Sex Minecraft Server

    Bus Sex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

    Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

    And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

    But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Build and Barter

    Build and Barter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Build & Barter, a vibrant Minecraft server where creativity and community come together! Here, you can unleash your inner architect as you construct incredible builds, from cozy homes to big castles. Trade and acquire resources, turning your hard work into wealth as you build your empire!

    play.buildandbarter.net

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