Partially Cubed: A Roleplaying Adventure in SMP!

Adventure, August 2024, bedrock, Cubed, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, epic-dungeons, Fair Play, immersive world, intense boss battles, java, No Griefing, no interruptions, partially, platform compatible, play anytime, PvE, Quests, rare rewards, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, team play, ultimate experience

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

New Minecraft Servers

ParticleCubeMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Face unique challenges and earn rare rewards.
	Explore dangerous dungeons and complete thrilling quests.
Survival & Team Play	Build, explore, and conquer—solo or with friends.
24/7 Uptime	Play anytime with no interruptions.
Java & Bedrock Compatible	Join from your favorite platform.
No Griefing	A fair play environment where your creations are safe.

ParticleCubeMC FAQ

Question	Answer
When does ParticleCubeMC launch?	ParticleCubeMC is launching in August 2024.
Is ParticleCubeMC a PvE server?	Yes, ParticleCubeMC offers the ultimate PvE experience for players.
Can I play on ParticleCubeMC with friends?	Yes, you can team up with friends for survival and conquest.
Is griefing allowed on ParticleCubeMC?	No, ParticleCubeMC provides a fair play environment with no griefing allowed.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Towns Built:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2267	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Farms Harvested:	684
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Emeralds Found:	8972
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	1957
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9589	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8423	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!