Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 375

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

    Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty World – Minecraft Server

    Crafty World – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

    TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

    StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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