Parsonage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8875	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3323
Potions Brewed:	137	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1890	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	3776
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	New Chunks Explored:	108253
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9383
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9