ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
New Chunks Explored: 770156 Animals Bred: 134
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 925
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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