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Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	8286	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	98
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	787

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1322	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Items Found:	8102
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9077	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10