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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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Players: 100/600 Votes: 7918
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Towns Built: 9
Farms Harvested: 736 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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