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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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Players: 102/100 Votes: 7236
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 250
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ores Mined: 3868
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Potions Brewed: 48

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 792
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4535 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ores Mined: 6290 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2774 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 New Chunks Explored: 645534
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magic Items Found: 3201
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

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    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8892
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 8717
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4710
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1530 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Towns Built: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6299
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 147
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dimension Hops: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8289
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9985
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3347
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 944
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5300
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 397
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crops Grown: 5094
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8583
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5057
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4245
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

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    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 313
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 77 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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