ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY