AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5342	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	4141	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Votes:	220

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Potions Brewed:	63
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	7932
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	194
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Void Gems Collected:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	8319
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Farms Harvested:	195
Star Shards Collected:	175	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
New Chunks Explored:	838698	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	462
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

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