ParkourProz

ah, apartment, Argument, bags, Destination, Directions, discomfort, door to door service, dropped off, excursions, family, Frustration, full garage, mail room, parking garage, ParkourProz, PRESSURE, sister-in-law, tight spaces, Walking

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate door-to-door service? Look no further than our server! Just like the sister-in-law who drove us around in circles, we’ll make sure you get dropped off right at your destination in the game. No need to struggle with parking or getting lost, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for some exciting excursions in the world of Minecraft, where you can navigate through tight spaces and low key panic as you try to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Our server is full of surprises and adventures, just like the wild ride we had in that parking garage.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing on a server that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to park in a crowded garage. Who knew Minecraft could be this exhilarating? Don’t be an AH, join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Star Shards Collected:	119
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	7758

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6815
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3307
Void Gems Collected:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.