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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 563 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7488 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?