ParkourPirates | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

caught on camera, controversy, convenience store, fast food, Gay, gay sex, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, News, public indecency, public sex, scandal, scandalous behavior, Server, sexual encounter, shocking incident, social media, taboo, viral, wawa, WaWas, white guy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

belief in oneself, can-do attitude, Confidence, courage, determination, empowerment, inner strength, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, positive thinking, resilience, self esteem, self reliance, self worth, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

adorable, Animal lover, Bear, bought in, cute, cute animals, cute animals on social media, cute bear, cute pet pictures, cute pets, Decision making, giving up, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, personal growth, Posting, self improvement, smp, social media, social media habits, social media posting, Ways

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Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3211	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	3539
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8084	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	762524
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	150448
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7394
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Crops Grown:	6895
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	6511	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	134	New Chunks Explored:	593861
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	1622
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2924
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	700	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2