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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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