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| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.
Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Special Ed is a rapper and producer best known for his hit single “I Got It Made.” He rose to fame in the late 1980s with his unique blend of witty lyrics and catchy beats. Throughout his career, Special Ed has released several albums and continues to perform and produce music.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Welcome to OmenMC – the best Minecraft experience! Explore breathtaking custom terrain and unique worlds tailored for adventure. Our server supports Minecraft 1.8 to 1.21, ensuring compatibility for all players. Gear up with custom enchants and face off against custom mobs and bosses for epic loot. Join in server-wide events, open crates for rare rewards, and earn free ranks as you progress. Use the auction house to trade your hard-earned treasures. Whoever you are, OmenMC has something for everyone.
Join us today at omenmc.net:25588!
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| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1933 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.
But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Welcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!
Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.
Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.
Classes & Skills: Choose a class and unlock special abilities.
Community: Join a friendly, active player base.
Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.
Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.
Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!
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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1807 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
