Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5488	New Chunks Explored:	863911
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Potions Brewed:	75
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	237	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	872145

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	69	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	8127
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!