Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7665 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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