ParisianPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	228	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	210860	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2747	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	140
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Items Found:	2905	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6735	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PleasureCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.