Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 99 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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