ParentingProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mines Excavated:	4477
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4384	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9350
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Magic Items Found:	2157
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6751
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7047	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	954
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6