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WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	136
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	3144	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	181	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	6328	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Enchantments Applied:	133
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	182
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6973	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6