ParentalWisdomMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	128565
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	372344	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8249
Potions Brewed:	184	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	1762	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6708	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	702237	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8150
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	199	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Emeralds Found:	8163	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8447
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2167	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	98/100	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	622
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1