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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

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  • Birds Brain Evolution Craft

    Birds Brain Evolution Craft
    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE BIRDS RULE AND MAMMALS DROOL! WE GOT BIRDS WITH BRAINS BIGGER THAN YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WATCH AS THEY BUILD COMPLEX CIRCUITS AND OUTSMART THOSE DUMB MAMMALS!

    WE’RE TAKING BRAIN EVOLUTION TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, FOLKS! WHO NEEDS MAMMALS WHEN YOU GOT BIRDS RUNNING THE SHOW? JOIN NOW AND SEE FOR YOURSELF THE WONDERS OF AVIAN INTELLIGENCE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FLY ON OVER TO OUR SERVER AND LET THE BIRDS SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE!

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability:Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win:Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back:Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity:Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins:Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform:Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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  • ParentalNeglect420

    ParentalNeglect420
    Looking for an escape from your toxic family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    Escape the demands of your parents and build your own virtual world where YOU call the shots. No more dealing with their crazy requests like meeting their grandkids or covering their rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be building is epic structures and friendships.

    Who needs toxic family members when you have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with demanding parents.

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  • OpinionDefenderMC SMP

    OpinionDefenderMC SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and you can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens. And the best part is, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a castle made of candy, and unlimited pizza. It was so epic, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise, and they can turn you into a superhero with special powers like super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands. I once saw a player turn into a giant chicken and start terrorizing the village, it was hilarious!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?) Let’s build the most insane creations, have epic battles, and just have a blast together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable experience you’ll ever have in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and become a legend among gamers as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and build insane structures that will leave your friends in awe. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unforgettable student ever, who once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime – just like that one unforgettable student your teacher will never forget!

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