Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2116	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	755
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	162
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	6788	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

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Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4362
Players Killed by Monsters:	9367	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6250
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

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so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBoobOpinions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	300	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0