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2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Votes:	5153	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2953
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1171	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7931
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Votes:	3775
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	4543	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	9249	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Players:	94/600	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4571
Runes Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5