ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	318134

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Emeralds Found:	6974	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	452136

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	147
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	582	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7203
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	152
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	2584	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8218	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Towns Built:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2