ParentalRage Minecraft SMP

arguments, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Conversations, dishonesty, DISRESPECTFUL, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, family, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, Overheard, ParentalRage, parents, Private, Secrets, Shocking.., smp, Trust, upbringing, worst thing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, my parents were talking and I overheard them saying that if I don’t join this server, they’re gonna sell my computer and make me play outside all day. Can you believe that?! Like, who even goes outside anymore, am I right? Plus, they said that all the cool kids are on this server and if I’m not on it, I’ll be a total loser. So, like, you gotta join too and we can rule the server together and show my parents that we’re the coolest kids around. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be like, totally rad, dude!

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3056	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9534	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3526
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8834
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mines Excavated:	1624	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mines Excavated:	3326
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	4625	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4843
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9636	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crops Grown:	4742
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6617
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Votes:	8102	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.