ParentalPwnageCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2652	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3