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CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	203	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	New Chunks Explored:	254776
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	1000

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	732	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	258	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2729	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	5505
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1837
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	799	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchantments Applied:	58
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runes Activated:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.