ParentalPunishCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	251
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6899

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3440	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4323	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ores Mined:	8035
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Farms Harvested:	338
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	32