New Minecraft Servers

ParentalPixelPanic

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ParentalPixelPanic

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server

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    KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”

    join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.

    we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCash500

    CraftyCash500

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there are like, so many minecraft servers out there, right? well, this one is like, the craziest of them all, dude. like, the owners of this server are actually the world’s 500 richest people, and they all got together to make this epic minecraft world. they were like, “hey, let’s make a server where we can show off all our insane wealth and flex on everyone else.” so now, this server is worth over $10 trillion, bro. can u even imagine that much money in one place?

    anyways, if u join this server, u can like, build your own mansion made out of diamonds and gold blocks, ride around in a private jet, and even have your own personal butler to do all your mining for u. plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts where u can find chests filled with rare items worth millions of dollars. it’s like, the wildest minecraft experience ever, man. so come join us and become part of the richest minecraft server in the world. trust me, u won’t regret it, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • cobbleworld

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    cobbleworld

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cobbleworlds Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events Outbreaks, legendary pokemon spawning, and massive events every Friday
    Shiny Pokemon Used as pseudo currency to improve other pokemon and gain items
    Gyms Focused on 2 types of pokemon, many without a leader
    Towns Spread across the map for building, or create your own

    Join our Discord server for more fun!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP provided
    Are there specific rules to follow? Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server
    Can I trade with other players? Yes, trading is allowed on the server
    How do I obtain shiny Pokemon? Shiny Pokemon can be obtained through various in-game activities

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Market Avenue 1.20.6

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    Crafted Market Avenue 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like running an online store but in a virtual blocky world, targeting normies with funny ads and crazy aesthetics. It’s so lit, it’s like the ultimate test to see if your e-commerce skills can survive in the pixelated madness. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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    IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

    And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

    Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP