ParentalLove Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Star Shards Collected:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your precious loot with? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players ready to be your virtual family!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and heartwarming moments as we build, explore, and prank each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. Our server is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a loving family – minus the annoying sibling who always steals your stuff.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the joy of having virtual parents who actually care about your well-being (and might even give you a virtual allowance if you’re lucky)!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	247	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Farms Harvested:	951	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4762
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crops Grown:	8182	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	8884

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	223955
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	5716
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	1662
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	307906
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	958
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?