Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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