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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	4377	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	1715
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7368
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	3408	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	546688
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	582
Emeralds Found:	2008	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	3316
Votes:	7045	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	2048
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2722	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7489
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	990	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1