ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PagerBombPvP

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Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	142	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Gender Wars

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So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Towns Built:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6257	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KiguChuuba’s Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where anything goes, including full body IRL streams with chuubas in kigurumi cosplay? Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, where you can build your dream world while watching chuubas strut their stuff in adorable animal onesies. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	219
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: HoloGTA Reaction Streamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No Plane No Gain Server

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yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2369

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Yotei’s Ghost Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about the Ghost of Yotei protagonist on our Minecraft server! This ghostly figure roams the land, haunting players and causing mischief at every turn. But don’t worry, he’s actually a friendly spirit who just wants to play pranks on unsuspecting miners.

Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.

But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7458	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyMILFixer-3%

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Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

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Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Redstone Revolution

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lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1608	Potions Brewed:	134
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

China Power Surge

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Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	860	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	124

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9478
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17