ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Items Found:	5714
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

Baccarat Rouge, Boundaries, Burberry Her Elixir, consequences, decants, family, Flowerbomb, instagram, Marc Jacobs Daisy, Minecraft, niche perfumes, Niece, payback, perfume collection, PerfumePillage, rare perfumes, samples, SELLING, Server, Stolen, teenager, theft, TikTok Famous

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Runes Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	740
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	4730	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8246	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4481
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.