Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • LessonLearnedMC SMP

    LessonLearnedMC SMP
    OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

    But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

    And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

    So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Creeper’s Confessions

    Creeper’s Confessions
    Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping in front of your crush or accidentally farting in a silent room ever again. Our server is like a virtual bubble of perfection where you can be as clumsy as you want without any consequences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join. So come on over and leave your embarrassing moments behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!

    AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!
    so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Rainbow Ram Ranch

    Rainbow Ram Ranch
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

    But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

    Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Eldoria Origins

    Eldoria Origins
    Welcome to Eldoria!
    We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3
    What to Expect:
    24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long
    Community built spawn
    Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at!
    Farmer’s Delight
    Proximity Chat
    Magic mods
    And a bunch of other mods to explore!

    Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!

    I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3

    The Discord

    YouTube

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server always open?Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like.
    Are there any specific mods on the server?Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore!
    Is the community welcoming to all players?Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP