Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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  • GenderBan Minecraft Server

    GenderBan Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

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  • CraftyAssassins

    CraftyAssassins
    so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Polymer Preggo Cure Craft

    Polymer Preggo Cure Craft
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower

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  • Blossom Legends

    Blossom Legends

    Welcome to Blossom Legends, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

    blossomlegends.com

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  • The Idiots

    The Idiots

    Vanilla survival server stealing is allowed but frowned upon. Server is still new so may be some problems with it please let server owners know if u find any.

    46.4.77.122:25594

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