Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SelfCareCraft SMP

Examples, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, physical health, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, SelfCareCraft, Sleep, smp, Stress Management

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TearsOfJoyMC

cinematic experience, cinematic moment, cry, emotional, emotional impact, emotional response, Feel-Good, film, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, memorable scene, movie scene, Moving, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, tears of joy, TearsOfJoyMC, touching, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Diplomacy, foreign relations, hezbollah, Hezbollah Iran relations, international relations, iran, Israel, Israel Iran conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Officials, political tensions, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, Western countries

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	656
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

.14, admin-moderated, age requirement, alliances, building, Caution, Chaos, Civs, Community, Discord, dynamic, enter, evo, EVO CIVS, Geopol, java, meets, Nation building, player-driven, Risk, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Version, Whitelist, Worldbuilding, Writing

WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4275	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	200
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4956
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5383
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2238

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.