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Players: 105/600 Votes: 9258
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5922 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

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  • DateMeInMinecraftSMP

    DateMeInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6617
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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  • CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

    CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2984
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

    but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

    so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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  • MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

    MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1942
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Ores Mined: 9460 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

    anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

    if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Minecraft Murder

    Minecraft Murder
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6073
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5351
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Murder Server Overview

    Server Information Seasonal server with regular resets
    Features
    • Custom abilities using vanilla features
    • Keep Inventory
    • Hard Difficulty
    • Plugins to counter griefing
    • Anti chat reports
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    Current Season Focus Economy and simple custom abilities
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When is the End opening? The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
    Is the community friendly? Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
    Can my items or builds be destroyed? No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
    What playstyles are allowed? The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
    Do you have a range of members? Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
    Are there regular server resets? Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

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  • Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

    Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3453
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • ChairSwapCraft

    ChairSwapCraft
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7552
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ores Mined: 5575 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

    Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

    But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

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  • CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

    CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6587
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

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  • NoGoToThatLand

    NoGoToThatLand
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 272709 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • TremendousCraft: USA vs World

    TremendousCraft: USA vs World
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3997
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ores Mined: 9384

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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  • UneasyVanilla

    UneasyVanilla
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3785
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

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    UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server Information

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.21.3

    Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

    Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

    While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

    You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR

    Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com

    Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website.
    Can I join the server with any Minecraft version? We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla.
    How can I report a cheater on the server? If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions.
    Are there any specific building projects or events on the server? We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities.

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  • Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1

    Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5399
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Magic Items Found: 5525
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like getting “raped” by Neil Gaiman, but in a good way, ya know? Afterward, you can message him all creepy like, saying stuff like “I am consumed by thoughts of you, the things you will do to me. I’m so hungry.” It’s a wild ride, man! Join now for some crazy shenanigans!

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  • ParentalPanicMC

    ParentalPanicMC
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9687
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3227 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a football coach caught in the middle of a parenting dilemma.

    Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • UNhostageCraft

    UNhostageCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 611
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 9836
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got all the craziest stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player got kidnapped by a bunch of creepers and had to be rescued by a team of pandas riding on llamas. it was wild, man.

    and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.

    so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.

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  • Phage Proteins vs Host Immunity

    Phage Proteins vs Host Immunity
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2579
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can discover phage proteins that inhibit plant, animal, and bacterial host immunity. u can be like a mad scientist but in minecraft lol. imagine creating crazy potions and unleashing them on unsuspecting mobs. u can be the master of the universe in this server, ruling over all with ur phage protein powers. join now and become the ultimate immune system destroyer in the minecraft world. let the chaos begin!

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