Paranoid Gamer Minecraft SMP

Twisty Leaks Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our players are like characters straight out of a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Rumor has it that Twisty, one of our players, leaked info to an ex-paypiggy who then spilled the beans to a nobody dramatuber. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?

And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.

Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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New survival server. The server is available from versions 1.16.5-1.20!

Kit kits, Prison for players, Multi-version support, Works

PvP system, Marketplace for any items

Privileges – 5 Admin groups – 2

46.174.48.168:1111

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

MetroMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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[LATEST VERSION] [NEWLY RELEASED] MetroMC is a unique and cool Minecraft 1.21 SMP! Metro is filled with some crazy content including Custom Terrain, Clue Scrolls, a Dynamic Economy, and more! We focus on creating the best community possible, making sure everyone is heard. We can guarentee you will have an amazing time playing, so come give it a shot!

join.metromc.net

Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, DATING, FEMCEL, height, Heightism, incel community, Insecurities, Loneliness, MANLET, Minecraft, Misogyny, online dating, Party, rejection, rejection issues, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, short, Shortys, social interactions, Standards, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Horizons End include:

1. Galacticraft: Galacticraft is a server that focuses on space exploration and colonization. Players can build their own rockets and travel to different planets, create colonies, and participate in space-themed activities.

2. Pixelmon: Pixelmon is a server that combines Minecraft with the popular Pokemon franchise. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in a Minecraft world, adding a unique twist to the traditional Minecraft gameplay experience.

3. Starbound: Starbound is a server that takes players on a journey through the galaxy, where they can explore and colonize different planets, fight off alien enemies, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. It offers a similar space exploration theme to Horizons End .

4. Space Engineers: Space Engineers is a server that focuses on building and designing spacecraft, space stations, and other space-related structures. Players can work together to create intricate space systems and engage in cooperative gameplay.

5. Astral Imperium: Astral Imperium is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and space-themed gameplay. Players can explore a vast universe, build their own bases, and participate in faction-based warfare for control of territories.

These servers offer a similar experience to Horizons End , with their own unique twists and features that make them worth checking out for players looking for immersive and exciting gameplay experiences in Minecraft.

play.horizonsend.net

Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Tony (on his burner account) posting again about how much he loves Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the drama never stops and the laughs never end.

Picture this: Tony, on his super secret burner account, is constantly posting about how much he misses Cody. Who is Cody? Nobody knows, but the mystery surrounding their relationship is enough to keep everyone on the edge of their seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sheep Whisperer, a player who has tamed every sheep in the land and built a massive wool empire. Rumor has it that they communicate with the sheep through interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Chance No Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (virtual because we can’t actually give you real diamonds, sorry not sorry).

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. Plus, he’s a great conversation starter at parties.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and bust a move. Just be careful not to accidentally start a dance battle with a zombie, they take their dance-offs very seriously.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships made on our server are for infinity and beyond.

Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft with a professional soccer player? Well, look no further because on our server, Neymar is a regular player! That’s right, you can team up with Neymar himself to build epic structures and dominate in PvP battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you can find the base, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and gold blocks. Just be careful of the traps set by our resident prankster, who loves to troll unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	461	Animals Bred:	117
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1698
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8005	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1

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Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

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Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

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The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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MetroMC

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haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

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Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

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Chance No Minecraft Server

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Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	684	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2926
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3840	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	187612

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	9490
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	198
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1429
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7