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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9255 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2249 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.
So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).
