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Players: 97/100 Votes: 2786
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.

So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2564
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 4383
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4665
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 121 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 2238
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7302
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ores Mined: 5806 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2278
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1098
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Emeralds Found: 1643

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7306
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Animals Bred: 88 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1735
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1293
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 333
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8117
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 406
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Farms Harvested: 646 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6888
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 677960 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8497
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2330 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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