Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ores Mined:	1803	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7667
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1477
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7516	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	392

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	152	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gods Slained:	0

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9804	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3043	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Emeralds Found:	1021	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Towns Built:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!