ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	8379	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4459
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

advice, Appearance, beauty, Confidence, Cosmetics, criticism, critique, face, fashion, Feedback, Grooming, judgment, looks like shit, makeup, Minecraft, opinion, orange, personal care, PIXEL, Poo, self esteem, Server, skincare, Style

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crops Grown:	3868	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6