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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.20.4 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantmentsfood skewers, proximity voice chatand more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT

You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Feature spotlight

Proximity Voice Chat – Use Plasmo Voice to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers – Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records – Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments – Are the vanilla enchantment limits not doing it for you? Try our unique unstable enchantments.
Whitelist – All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

Other features

No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. (More info)
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. (More info)

Rules

Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

Unstable enchantments

Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Once you are rich and swimming in resources, you can try creating some unstable enchantments. Combining two max-level vanilla enchanted books, it will create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment, but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.

Many enchantments are available up to level 20, but so far no one has managed to forge a book that powerful. Overpowered books, most notably looting, fortune and efficiency, do not have unstable variants, and are locked to the vanilla enchantment limit.

Custom enchantments

Alinea has many custom enchantments. You do not need to install any modifications to be able to use them!

Binding
Bio Grafter
Charged Silk Touch
Curse of Inexperience
Harvester
Hoover
Orb Booster
Planter
Quarry
Stone Grafter
Tree Feller
Tree Shaker
Vein Miner
Warranty
And many more enchantments, all listed on our website!

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.ggand find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1654
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	9066
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Items Found:	3714
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7317	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	644	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	819
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Emeralds Found:	2584	Towns Built:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6519	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Enchantments Applied:	72
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2