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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.20.4 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantmentsfood skewers, proximity voice chatand more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT

You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Feature spotlight

Proximity Voice Chat – Use Plasmo Voice to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers – Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records – Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments – Are the vanilla enchantment limits not doing it for you? Try our unique unstable enchantments.
Whitelist – All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

Other features

No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. (More info)
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. (More info)

Rules

Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

Unstable enchantments

Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Once you are rich and swimming in resources, you can try creating some unstable enchantments. Combining two max-level vanilla enchanted books, it will create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment, but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.

Many enchantments are available up to level 20, but so far no one has managed to forge a book that powerful. Overpowered books, most notably looting, fortune and efficiency, do not have unstable variants, and are locked to the vanilla enchantment limit.

Custom enchantments

Alinea has many custom enchantments. You do not need to install any modifications to be able to use them!

Binding
Bio Grafter
Charged Silk Touch
Curse of Inexperience
Harvester
Hoover
Orb Booster
Planter
Quarry
Stone Grafter
Tree Feller
Tree Shaker
Vein Miner
Warranty
And many more enchantments, all listed on our website!

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.ggand find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6821	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2785
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ores Mined:	6666	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9176	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3924	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	229	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	121
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	9347
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5697	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	127	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	140	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?