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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	113

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	5056	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Ores Mined:	8650	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crops Grown:	8107	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Animals Bred:	132
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4646	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Armor Forged:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1554	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1