| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2965 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
mc.paradiseisland.gg
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1621 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Votes: | 104 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | New Chunks Explored: | 112328 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8153 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 474118 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5885 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7765 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4836 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6970 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7178 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1085 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8811 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5288 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8972 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9655 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5421 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1800 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 798 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6282 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
