| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3313 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 826 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9972 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7870 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 802 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4170 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3017 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1785 | Farms Harvested: | 860 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3034 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 189 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2003 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6954 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 105 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1240 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
