PaperCutCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2852

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sahara

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6097
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Star Shards Collected:	72

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Farms Harvested:	178	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.