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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3391 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness